What's up, what's up?
It's that time of week again...
Time to edu-ma-cate yourself
on some rando old school laws...
(or some flat out retardo laws)
peep the rando-ness that is:
Laws from places Nikki wishes she could live:
Colorado (this buds for you Sam!)
1. Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
(haha that goes against what the pillows & mattresses say)
2. Throwing missiles at cars is illegal.
3. It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
Hawaii
4. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
5. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
(haha that's so totally rando)
Maine
6. Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.
(cuz yeah, the dead don't shop)
7. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
(that's effed up on like 6 different levels)
Massachusetts
8. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
(way to control the obesity level there Massachusetts)
9. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
(hahahahahahahaha...that made me seriously lol...hubs is looking at me strangely now)
10. Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
(um..yeah...okay)
Laws from places Jenn wishes she could live:
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
(Party poopers)
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited
(Because we all want that angry bear photo)
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
(Well...there goes most of Hawaii's patrons)
(Well...there goes most of Hawaii's patrons)
It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.
Kentucky
It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two polices officers; armed with a club; or lighter then 90 pounds or heaver than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.
Kentucky
It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two polices officers; armed with a club; or lighter then 90 pounds or heaver than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.
(WOW...and I so wanted to see a horse in a two piece!)
State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
Montana
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
haha, well it seems Colorado is less wierd then most other states at least....lol. These are hilarious!
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