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10/20/2009 - Sneaker Hottie Day!!

Okay Randonians!

We're back!!

Don't start throwing the rotten fruit yet, life got in the way of your favorite duo.

But have no fear! We're back and with some Sneaker Hotties!!

So sit back and enjoy some yumminess.

Jenn's Picks:

Okay, I don't know about you but guys that are smart and witty really turn my key, and this man is smart, witty and G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S!

I introduce you to Simon Baker.

He started on Rosanne, the geeky, weird boyfriend of Darleene. He now has an amusing role on the smart comedy The Big Bang theory. Who knew the strange little boy would grow up to win a spot on our Sneaker Hottie list?  Not us. Enjoy.

 Rock on Sneaker Hotties..Rock on...

Nikki's Picks

I feel like those Bing commercials...search overload has FRIED my brains...

So here are my picks:

um hi...your tats are beautiful

so are you fooball skills

your muscles are pretty freggin hot too

i was mad (and drew brees) on sunday for kicking the giants asses..

but your hot so i forgive you

ok and next..since im in a footballing mood

Eli Manning

you totally rock my freaking socks

you throw some beautiful throws

if i were a dude...

yeah well...we'll just leave it at that

and you clean up nice too

So there ya have it...sneaker hotties

10-12-2009 Rando Captions

Hoooray!! It's Monday!!

Why am I excited, you ask?

Because it's Rando Caption day!

Here's Jenn's Rando Captions for the day.

Courtesy of the Karate Kid

"Wow....You're like....Totally banging."

"Like..You're not so bad yourself, stud."

 "Uhh..Like..you wanna get a milkshake, or something?"

"I'll take the or something."

"Totally."

Here's Nikki's picks
Courtesy of Unfaithful

"OMG Diane Lane..you are one hot cougar"

"Wha??"

"Girl please...you know my son is in love with you"

"Oh, yeah well, you know..your son is kinda..um..hot"

"Um skank much?"

"Whatever bitch"

snickers. "She called you a bitch"

"better shut your mouth..I know your cheating on your husband"

"for realz"

10/09 - Hands Down Hottie of the Week

hey hey ppl of the internet world

it's friday again

and time for the

hands down hottie

and for realz

if you don't agree

jenn & i will kick you

well maybe not jenn so much as me

(i thouroughly enjoy kicking ppl)

so  without further ado...we give you:

Jesse Metcalfe

mmm hey!

you were totally cute as the little gardener kid in desperate housewives

(that show sucks but hey if you were still on it i'd still watch it)

cuz srsly..your pretty...pretty hot

just like this pic...

poor jenn...she died when i showed her this one

(love you jenn)

so here's to you Jesse Metcalfe

keep on keeping on!

10/08/09 - Thursday : Totally Rando Food

Ok...this is so gross..

It's Thursday again and time for

Totally Rando Foods..

I think I just threw up in my mouth, like four times

srsly

this shiz is gross

(I wanna shake the world population and be like what the duck is wrong with you?!?!?)

moving on..peep the weirdness

1 - Escamoles, Mexico

What the hell is it?

Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being fucking insane.

Wait, it gets worse ...

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of fucking ant eggs.

2 - Baby Mice Wine, Korea

OMFG! (ew)

What the hell is it?

Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic," which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.

Wait, it gets worse ...

Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!

 

3 - Pacha, Iraq

What the hell is it?

Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It' a sheep' head. Boiled.

Wait, it gets worse ...

Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you're eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. "Burp while ye may," the sockets say, "for the same fate will happen to you--and all too soon."

4 - Chocolate Covered...Bugs, Everywhere

What the hell is it?

Pretty straight forward here folks...see that scurrying little cockroach? Don't squash it, cover it in chocolate

Thanks, but no freaking thanks...I srsly just barfed in my mouth

But wait, it gets worse

I know, you're like really, Nikki...it gets worse? I assure you it does..

ppl actually eat them..ew..go wash your mouth out with soap. right. freaking. now.

ew

ok..I think I've grossed you out enough..

so...

whatcha think?

would you ever eat any of this?

10/07/09 - Rando Old School Laws

What's up, what's up?

It's that time of week again...

Time to edu-ma-cate yourself

on some rando old school laws...

(or some flat out retardo laws)

peep the rando-ness that is:

Laws from places Nikki wishes she could live:

Colorado (this buds for you Sam!)

1. Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

(haha that goes against what the pillows & mattresses say)

2. Throwing missiles at cars is illegal.

3. It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

Hawaii

4. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

5. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

(haha that's so totally rando)

Maine

6. Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

(cuz yeah, the dead don't shop)

7. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

(that's effed up on like 6 different levels)

Massachusetts

8. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

(way to control the obesity level there Massachusetts)

9. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

(hahahahahahahaha...that made me seriously lol...hubs is looking at me strangely now)

10. Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

(um..yeah...okay)

Laws from places Jenn wishes she could live:

Alaska

In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

(Party poopers)

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited

(Because we all want that angry bear photo)

Hawaii

 

It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
(Well...there goes most of Hawaii's patrons)

It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.
 Kentucky

It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two polices officers; armed with a club; or lighter then 90 pounds or heaver than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.

(WOW...and I so wanted to see a horse in a two piece!)

State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".

Montana

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

 

 

10/06 - Sneaker Hottie Day!

What's up rando ppl on the net

it's Tuesday again

and you know what that means!

SNEAKER HOTTIE DAY!!

Jenn's picks:

Okay, so I'm pretty sure we all remember when he came onto the set of Buffy, and we were all like...Whoa...Geeky red headed boy...
But then...he got HOT.
Do I expect anyone to agree? No.
But come on, all my geek/nerd ladies will agree, you want this man to check out your mother board.

I give you
Seth Green

 

 

Not many people I know have seen the 1989 movie, Teen Witch. But for those of us who did, I'm sure you will remember this distinctive young man:

Joshua John Miller

Psycho twelve year old say what?

 

Sometimes you can't judge a book by its cover...Let it age about 13 years and then BAM!

Sexiness.Right outta left field.

Nikki's pick's:

1. Mayday Parade

your new cd is sick

srsly...I stayed up late last night just so I could get it...

can we say  "so totally worth it!?!?!?"

cuz yeah, you guys just gave me inspiration for like, two new books

that and you are about to fight a chicken

which is hilarious

Katie, don't cry, I know

You're trying your hardest
And the hardest part is letting go

Of the nights we shared

Ocala is calling and you know it's haunting

But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright

And when we look to the sky, its not mine, but i want it so

 

the other reason you rock is because you managed

to sneak onto my computer and write a song

and write a song about my main character..

 

(you spelled her name wrong) lol its all good homies

 

2. Ian Somerhalder

 

so you're a sneaker hottie 'cause I saw this craptastic movie (Pulse) and it was on some TV channel last night and I'm sitting here all hum-de-hum and then it was you and I was like "Hey! It's Damon!"

Everybody keeps calling you "Boone" from "Lost"

I bet they killed you...

that is why Lost is the suckiest show on TV (is it even on?)

mm...you could fight McSteamy for sexiest blue eyes...

and sexiest scruff...

I'd pay to see that...

but it might kill me...

cuz you and McSteamy are both pretty freaking hot..

so yeah...

Rock on Sneaker Hotties...

10/05 - Rando Captions

Ok..so this is rando captions

because we are silly

and have nothing better to do

than find goofy pics

like this one

and make up stupid thoughts or sayings...

"My name is Stefan..and I'm so hot..and AA is for weenies"

"Sure thing Stefan. Now why don't you have another drink, alright?"

"I will."

10/02 Hands Down Hottie of the Week

So this week

the fab two

(duh Jenn and I)

googled

and

drooled over

lots..

(yes lots)

of hotties

everyone from Joseph Fiennes

to

Taylor Kitsch

But the hands down hottie award this week goes to....

drum roll please....

Jason Stackhouse...aka Ryan Kwanten

mmm Hey

gah if I were a single woman..

cuz yeah...srsly..your muscles are hot

so is that *wink wink*

not to mention your goregous brown eyes

and obvious sense of humor

and someone should HUG GQ for these pics

for realz..

they are hot!

gah and you surf...or at least look smoking hot holding that board..

So Ryan Kwanten

here's to you

and all your smoking hotness

we salute you!

(and those sexy abs)

10/1/2009 - Thursday: Totally Rando Food

 

Happy October all!!

Since October is the unofficial month of the weird, it's only fitting to kick it off with Thursday's

totally Rando Foods!!

Every Thursday your pals Nikki and Jenn will bring you five totally rando foods from around the world!

so, with out further ado, totally rando foods!

Might wanna set your coffee aside....

1 – Birds Nest Soup, China

You wouldn’t necessarily think a birds nest would be edible, but the Chinese use Swifts’ nests to make this soup, known as the ‘Caviar of the East’. Right now you’re probably imagining a nest made out of twigs and leaves, but Swiftlets make their nests predominantly out of saliva. 

It’s something in the saliva of the bird that makes it have this unique gelatinous, rubbery texture and it’s one of the most expensive animal products consumed by humans. It’s expensive because the swiftlets build the nests during breeding season over a period of 35 days and nests can only be harvested around three times a year. The nests are typically built in coastal caves and collecting them is a treacherous process involving climbing and nimble skill, which adds to the hefty price tag.
With an increase in demand for birds nest soup however, manmade nesting sites are often constructed. Hong Kong and the US are the largest importers of birds’ nests and a bowl of soup can cost around $30 to $100 per bowl, whilst a kilo of nest can cost between $2,000 and $10,000. The soup has been a tradition for centuries and is believed to be nutritious in proteins and minerals and have aphrodisiac qualities.

2 – Fried tarantulas, Cambodia

Itsy bitsy spider, climbing up the spout…if you suffer from arachnophobia you probably don’t want to try eating these eight legged monsters. They’re not tiny little house spiders, they’re great big tarantulas and you can buy them in the streets of Skuon, Cambodia.
They’re fried whole – legs, fangs and all. They were first discovered by starving Cambodians in the bloody, brutal days of the Khmer Rouge rule and have gone from being the vital sustenance of these people to a delicacy tourists come far and wide to try.
The black hairy arachnids found in the jungle around the market town of Skuon have become a source of fame and fortune for the region as bus loads of people stop to try them on their way to other places. They cost only a few cents and supposedly taste delicious, as they are best plucked straight from the burrow and pan fried with a bit of garlic and salt. They’re supposed to taste a bit like crickets or scrawny chickens and are crispy on the outside with a gooey body on the inside.

3 – Puffer fish, Japan

You’ve got to be careful with this delicacy or you might end up in the morgue. The deadly Puffer fish, or fugu, however is the ultimate delicacy in Japan even though its skin and insides contain the poisonous toxin todrotoxin, which is 1,250 times stronger than cyanide.
That’s why in Japan only expert chefs in licensed restaurants are allowed to prepare it. Otherwise you’re likely to become paralysed whilst still conscious and eventually die from asphyxiation because there is no known antidote.
Fifteen people died in Thailand when the fish was made illegal and people started dying it pink and passing it off as salmon.

4 – Balut, Phillipines

A bit like with a Kinder Surprise, you certainly will be surprised to open these eggs, though not in the same pleasant way as finding a toy inside. You get to eat your chicken and your egg at the same time with Balut.
Fertilized eggs are boiled just before they’re due to hatch, so your yolk oozes out followed by… a chicken (or duck) foetus. They are cooked when the foetus is anywhere from 17 days to 21 days depending on your preference, although when the egg is older the foetus begins to have a beak, claws, bones and feathers.
In Filipino culture Balut is almost as popular as the hot dog in America and street vendors yell out ‘Baluuuuuuut’ as they push their carts down the street. They are popularly believed to boost the libido and are also a hearty snack full of protein. Balut are usually guzzled down with beer and are prepared with a pinch of salt, lemon juice, black pepper and coriander, although some Balut eaters prefer it with chili and vinegar. The way to eat Balut is to crack open the egg, sip the broth and then eat the yolk and foetus…it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but apparently it’s delicious.

5 – Casu Marzu, Sardinia

This Sardinian cheese is a cheese with a difference; it’s riddled with insect larvae. “Casu Marzu” means ‘rotten cheese’ and is most commonly referred to as ‘maggot cheese.’ It’s now banned for health reasons but can still be available on the black market in Sardinia and Italy.
The sheep’s milk cheese is basically Pecorino, which has had the larvae of the cheese fly, Piophila casei, introduced to it. Fermentation occurs as the larvae digest the cheese fats, and the texture becomes very soft with some liquid seeping out. The cheese has to be eaten when the maggots are still alive because when they are dead it is considered to be toxic.
Since the larvae can jump if they are disturbed, diners have to shield their eyes or place the cheese in a sealed paper bag until the maggots are starved of oxygen and die. Health issues have arisen in relation to Casu Marzu, including reports of allergic reactions and the danger of consuming cheese that has advanced to a toxic state. There’s also some risk of intestinal larval infection.

Got the heebie Jeebies yet??

Word of the use before traveling around the world:

Check out the local customs!