We all know the government isn't exactly...ahem..smart...
but these laws are just downright dumb and totally rando
Jenn & Nikki present:
Totally obscure, Totally rando
Old School Laws
Rando laws from all the places Nikki's ever lived:
Florida
1. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
2. If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.
Illinois
3. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
Mississippi
4. A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.
New Jersey
5. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
Tennessee
6. You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
7. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
Virginia
8. You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.
9. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (I’ve actually gotten a ticket for that)
10. No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
Rando Laws from places Jenn's lived:
Oregon:
Dishes must drip dry.
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
California:
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Oklahoma:
It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
Arkansas:
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
(That's right Arkansas government! You tell that river!)
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
South Carolina:
Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
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