9/30/2009 The Unbirthday

Like, OMG!

Today is totally exciting! It's Nikki's Unbirthday today!!

Nikki, you are totally RANDO!!!

Happy Unbirthday, Babe!

From your pal,

Jenn

~*Click Me*~

9/30/2009 - Rando Old School Laws

We all know the government isn't exactly...ahem..smart...

but these laws are just downright dumb and totally rando

Jenn & Nikki present:

 

Totally obscure, Totally rando

Old School Laws

 

 

Rando laws from all the places Nikki's ever lived:

 

Florida

1. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

2. If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for that is illegal.

Illinois

3. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

Mississippi

4. A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her.

New Jersey

5. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

Tennessee

6. You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

7. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

Virginia

8. You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

9. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (I’ve actually gotten a ticket for that)

10. No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

Rando Laws from places Jenn's lived:

Oregon:

Dishes must drip dry.

Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

California:

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

 Oklahoma:

It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Arkansas:

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

(That's right Arkansas government! You tell that river!)

It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

South Carolina:

Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

9/29/2009 Tuesday is Officials Sneaker Hottie Day!

It's Official!

Tuesday's are Sneaker Hottie Days!

So, for your enjoyment, here are today's sneaker hotties.

Jenn's picks:

1.  Kris Lemche

So yummy

2. Ryan Merriman

Whoa! When did he grow up? I watched him on Disney channel, and then drooled in final destination . Please join me in a moment of homage to the sexiness.

Nikki's Picks:

1. Austin Nichols

When you popped onto One Tree Hill last year I hated your for trying to kill the Pucas (peyton/lucas) thing

totes creeptactular...this pic really scares me

um he-ey

baby you came a long way since that other pic..kudos on the hair..its srsly sexy

Mark Schwan..please feel free to have this babe walk around in his underpants all season..

please!

2. Lee Pace
you popped up in that awesome show on ABC Pushing Daisies (ABC I still hate you for cancelling that)

then I saw you in Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day...

um hi...forget that floozy you chased in this movie..

you can have me!

for realz

So you sneaker hotties; here's to you and all your sneaky sexiness

Till next time!

9/27/09 Rando Retardedness

Like, OMG! It's our first Rando Post!!

So, as any first blog post should, this one will start with homage to a hottie.
A major hottie.

Gerard Butler.


Oh the things we would do to thee, let us count the ways...

Actually..That would take too long. So let us just observe a moment of sexiness.

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Okay! And now, on to us!

So I'm sure you're wonder who we are. Aside from two obviously crazy chicks.
So here are our top 10 all time favorite things!

Nikki:

1. Gerard Butler
2. Twilight
3. Blues Music…hell music in general
4. Writing
5. Coffee…I need it more than the air I breathe
6. Jason Statham…yum..
7. Grey’s Anatomy
8. my family
9. laughing at stupid commercials like the etrade one where the baby calls the guy a “shankopotomus” had me lolling all day
10. and last, but by no means least, my Jenn…she keeps me entertained and from going totally insane

Jenn

1. Gerard Buttler
2. Cake..it's a weakness...
3. Writing...Its a passion..
4. Nikki, yes, she's my favorite thing.
5. Music - Can't live without it
6. My girls - I don't know where I'd be with out them. Nikki, Tracy, Sam I love you.
You guys are the best.
7. Rando Retardedness - What is life with out being a little retarded?
8. Family
9. My dogs
10. God. Who really should be number one, or at least number two..as he is certainly more important than cake....Hopefully he'll hold back the lightening bolts, as I would like to see a post number two....

Sneaker Hotties

ever see one of those movies where you like hey....

you're hot

like this guy: Hugh Dancy

um..hey

I've seen him in like ten movies, and only recently was i like hey...you're kinda hot

then jerry trainor...

um...yeah...i totally love you in iCarly..you kill me..

Fred & George Weasley

okay...like I said..the post is called "sneaker" hotties...the hotties that sneak up on you...Fred & George..I love you...you guys kill me...then comes Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

uh..heeey!

Weasley Brothers got hot

me likey

Who are your sneaker hotties???

tell me

really..I wanna know

mostly cuz I'm nosy

haha

Hands Down Hottie of the Week

so that was fun..googling pics of hot guys instead of doing the important things...

like laundry...

anyways...its friday

time for the hands down hottie of the week award...

so who gets it?

We started the week with Taylor Lautner...I have had this on my desktop...I kept getting distracted by all the muscley goodness...and had to replace it with something a little less distracting

mmmm...hi

then we had some friendly rivalry

Taylor: I hate you, you sexy bastard

Rob: Yeah, I know..I'm so damn SEX-AYY

Castle...even if he does read boring books

He's got enough sense to man up and admit when he's wrong..gives him extra kudos in my book

Then hockey hunk, Rick Dipietro

psht..'nuff said

Hottie Vamp

oh Stefan, you were so hot last night...all dark and broody and showing up your history teacher whom your brother (thank freaking god) killed..he was annoying..thank Damon

And last...talk about worth the wait..I would so re-do the summer, all anxious to see what happens just to relive that shower...

I think my heart stopped for like six seconds

seriously

So...who's the hottie of the week?

Taylor

Rob

Rick

Castle

Stefan

McSteamy

???

hot dayum (emphasis on the yum)

Season Six started last night...

(spoilers ahead)

its okay..I'll take a moment and wait for you to do your happy dance...

ok..the best part of Grey's??

McSteamy...duh!

But last night was sad...George died :(

Callie had a mental break down

and the Chief went apeshit

Psht..that's normal for an epi of Grey's

But the very BEST part of last night's epi

Wow that was loud...

what you ask?

the echoing sound of thousands of women's jaws hitting the floor

dayum, dayum, dayum

I don't know what he's thinking here

but I can imagine that whatever it is

its dirty

me likey

Mmm...Thursday's just got a brand new reason to rock!

Hi Stefan...you're now on the football team..le sigh

God love you CW for making The Vampire Diaries a TV show...

Thank you even more for not making it as cheesy as the Twilight movie (forgive me Twilight fandom, but the movie was cheesy, at best)...

and finally...

THANK FREAKIN GOD that Paul Wesley is HOT

a hot football playing vampire...

le sigh

what more could I ask for?

(how about said vampire nakey in my bed? I'm sure my hubby won't mind as long as we give him KStew or Alice Cullen)

long shot..I know..but hey..a girl can dream

Um, hi!

I am a huge football fan...and I mean for reals football fan (I even understand the rules..how u like me now?)

My friends Tracy and Sam are huge hockey fans....which is cool...I can dig it...I said if there were hot dudes beating eaching other up with sticks I could be persuaded to watch me some hockey...bring on the hotties..

a few not so hotties later, Tracy shows me him

um...HI?!?!?!

ooh hold on a second...

what's that i hear?

another hockey fairy just got her wings

looks like my job here is done

Tracy..this ones for you!

Rick Dipietro...you make me have happy dreams

and nothing is better than a happy dreams nikki

Castle

Ok...for like ten seconds..ignore the head...and peep the awesomeness that is Richard Castle's gnarly book collection

I love this show...

it doesn't hurt that Nathan Fillion is a hot old dude

(elbows Jenn in the ribs..wink, wink)

Whenever I watch Castle, I find myself scanning his bookshelves for a book I might have read

Finally...I found one

Sweetheart by Chelsea Cain...

Castle, I must say I'm slightly disappointed

that book sucked

now go to my room for a spanking

woot...Rando Retartedness - Nikki Style

Okay..this is mostly for Sam...(and me..cmon now, who can deny the best of both worlds?!?!?) I love this...T.L is standing there looking at R.Patz like fooker...I hate you..not only are you tall, pale AND handsome, but you get to the girl too...you bastard. If you didn't smell so bad I would bite you.

Instead, I will stand here and think evil thoughts your way.

Is it working?

I could eat you up

Taylor Lautner...If I ever see you, walking down the street or anything..I will kidnap you and hide you in my closet...you are too scrumptious..now please go put a shirt on...before my mind turns to mush over all your sexiness

Twilight eat your heart out!

Okay first, let me say, if you did NOT watch this last night, leave now and go shoot yourself in the foot.

It was AWESOME!


My point: this show totally rocked my socks!

Stefan was dark and mysterious, Elena was so much cooler than whiny Bella and the creepy fellow behind Elena was totes creeptastic and like RAWR! I will kick your ass Stefan...that wasn't too cool but whatev...sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose...take it and roll with it...

Lots of peeps are saying that its so much different than the books...maybe it is....I dunno. Why you ask?

Because I haven't read the books yet...do I plan to? Absolutely. But I like to wait until the first season is over before I read the books.

I did the same thing with True Blood. I watched the first season then delved into the novels like a kid let loose in a candy store after hours. I like the show (True Blood) better than the books.

Who knows if I will say the same thing about The Vampire Diaries, but as for the show; it looks promising. One epi in and I'm hooked...it doesn't hurt that Stefan is hot either...lol.

The reason I drug my soapbox out is because of this. A lot of people are saying that Twilight is better or whatever...to that I say "Psht!"

If I had to choose between Stefan Salvatore or Edward Cullen; Stefan would OWN Edward...because seriously...Stefan kicked so much ass last night..so yeah..Twilight eat your freaking heart out...there's a new vamp in town...