Rando Shower Scene

10/20/2009 - Sneaker Hottie Day!!

Okay Randonians!

We're back!!

Don't start throwing the rotten fruit yet, life got in the way of your favorite duo.

But have no fear! We're back and with some Sneaker Hotties!!

So sit back and enjoy some yumminess.

Jenn's Picks:

Okay, I don't know about you but guys that are smart and witty really turn my key, and this man is smart, witty and G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S!

I introduce you to Simon Baker.

He started on Rosanne, the geeky, weird boyfriend of Darleene. He now has an amusing role on the smart comedy The Big Bang theory. Who knew the strange little boy would grow up to win a spot on our Sneaker Hottie list?  Not us. Enjoy.

 Rock on Sneaker Hotties..Rock on...

Nikki's Picks

I feel like those Bing commercials...search overload has FRIED my brains...

So here are my picks:

um hi...your tats are beautiful

so are you fooball skills

your muscles are pretty freggin hot too

i was mad (and drew brees) on sunday for kicking the giants asses..

but your hot so i forgive you

ok and next..since im in a footballing mood

Eli Manning

you totally rock my freaking socks

you throw some beautiful throws

if i were a dude...

yeah well...we'll just leave it at that

and you clean up nice too

So there ya have it...sneaker hotties

10-12-2009 Rando Captions

Hoooray!! It's Monday!!

Why am I excited, you ask?

Because it's Rando Caption day!

Here's Jenn's Rando Captions for the day.

Courtesy of the Karate Kid

"Wow....You're like....Totally banging."

"Like..You're not so bad yourself, stud."

 "Uhh..Like..you wanna get a milkshake, or something?"

"I'll take the or something."

"Totally."

Here's Nikki's picks
Courtesy of Unfaithful

"OMG Diane Lane..you are one hot cougar"

"Wha??"

"Girl please...you know my son is in love with you"

"Oh, yeah well, you know..your son is kinda..um..hot"

"Um skank much?"

"Whatever bitch"

snickers. "She called you a bitch"

"better shut your mouth..I know your cheating on your husband"

"for realz"

10/09 - Hands Down Hottie of the Week

hey hey ppl of the internet world

it's friday again

and time for the

hands down hottie

and for realz

if you don't agree

jenn & i will kick you

well maybe not jenn so much as me

(i thouroughly enjoy kicking ppl)

so  without further ado...we give you:

Jesse Metcalfe

mmm hey!

you were totally cute as the little gardener kid in desperate housewives

(that show sucks but hey if you were still on it i'd still watch it)

cuz srsly..your pretty...pretty hot

just like this pic...

poor jenn...she died when i showed her this one

(love you jenn)

so here's to you Jesse Metcalfe

keep on keeping on!

10/08/09 - Thursday : Totally Rando Food

Ok...this is so gross..

It's Thursday again and time for

Totally Rando Foods..

I think I just threw up in my mouth, like four times

srsly

this shiz is gross

(I wanna shake the world population and be like what the duck is wrong with you?!?!?)

moving on..peep the weirdness

1 - Escamoles, Mexico

What the hell is it?

Escamoles are the eggs of the giant black Liometopum ant, which makes its home in the root systems of maguey and agave plants. Collecting the eggs is a uniquely unpleasant job, since the ants are highly venomous and have some kind of blood grudge against human orifices.The eggs have the consistency of cottage cheese. The most popular way to eat them is in a taco with guacamole, while being fucking insane.

Wait, it gets worse ...

Escamoles have a surprisingly pleasant taste: buttery and slightly nutty. This hugely increases the chances that, while in Mexico, you could eat them without realizing you are eating a taco full of fucking ant eggs.

2 - Baby Mice Wine, Korea

OMFG! (ew)

What the hell is it?

Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic," which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.

Wait, it gets worse ...

Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!

 

3 - Pacha, Iraq

What the hell is it?

Of all the dishes, this is the one most likely to be mistaken for a threatening message from the mob. It' a sheep' head. Boiled.

Wait, it gets worse ...

Pacha only reveals its terror gradually. Sure, maybe you can get around the fact that you're eating face. But, the more you eat it, the more bone is revealed, until you give a final burp and set your cutlery down beside a grinning ivory skull. Its hollow eye sockets stare back at you with a look of grim damnation. "Burp while ye may," the sockets say, "for the same fate will happen to you--and all too soon."

4 - Chocolate Covered...Bugs, Everywhere

What the hell is it?

Pretty straight forward here folks...see that scurrying little cockroach? Don't squash it, cover it in chocolate

Thanks, but no freaking thanks...I srsly just barfed in my mouth

But wait, it gets worse

I know, you're like really, Nikki...it gets worse? I assure you it does..

ppl actually eat them..ew..go wash your mouth out with soap. right. freaking. now.

ew

ok..I think I've grossed you out enough..

so...

whatcha think?

would you ever eat any of this?

10/07/09 - Rando Old School Laws

What's up, what's up?

It's that time of week again...

Time to edu-ma-cate yourself

on some rando old school laws...

(or some flat out retardo laws)

peep the rando-ness that is:

Laws from places Nikki wishes she could live:

Colorado (this buds for you Sam!)

1. Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

(haha that goes against what the pillows & mattresses say)

2. Throwing missiles at cars is illegal.

3. It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

Hawaii

4. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

5. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

(haha that's so totally rando)

Maine

6. Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.

(cuz yeah, the dead don't shop)

7. Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

(that's effed up on like 6 different levels)

Massachusetts

8. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

(way to control the obesity level there Massachusetts)

9. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

(hahahahahahahaha...that made me seriously lol...hubs is looking at me strangely now)

10. Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

(um..yeah...okay)

Laws from places Jenn wishes she could live:

Alaska

In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

(Party poopers)

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited

(Because we all want that angry bear photo)

Hawaii

 

It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
(Well...there goes most of Hawaii's patrons)

It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.
 Kentucky

It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two polices officers; armed with a club; or lighter then 90 pounds or heaver than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.

(WOW...and I so wanted to see a horse in a two piece!)

State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".

Montana

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.

In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

 

 

10/06 - Sneaker Hottie Day!

What's up rando ppl on the net

it's Tuesday again

and you know what that means!

SNEAKER HOTTIE DAY!!

Jenn's picks:

Okay, so I'm pretty sure we all remember when he came onto the set of Buffy, and we were all like...Whoa...Geeky red headed boy...
But then...he got HOT.
Do I expect anyone to agree? No.
But come on, all my geek/nerd ladies will agree, you want this man to check out your mother board.

I give you
Seth Green

 

 

Not many people I know have seen the 1989 movie, Teen Witch. But for those of us who did, I'm sure you will remember this distinctive young man:

Joshua John Miller

Psycho twelve year old say what?

 

Sometimes you can't judge a book by its cover...Let it age about 13 years and then BAM!

Sexiness.Right outta left field.

Nikki's pick's:

1. Mayday Parade

your new cd is sick

srsly...I stayed up late last night just so I could get it...

can we say  "so totally worth it!?!?!?"

cuz yeah, you guys just gave me inspiration for like, two new books

that and you are about to fight a chicken

which is hilarious

Katie, don't cry, I know

You're trying your hardest
And the hardest part is letting go

Of the nights we shared

Ocala is calling and you know it's haunting

But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright

And when we look to the sky, its not mine, but i want it so

 

the other reason you rock is because you managed

to sneak onto my computer and write a song

and write a song about my main character..

 

(you spelled her name wrong) lol its all good homies

 

2. Ian Somerhalder

 

so you're a sneaker hottie 'cause I saw this craptastic movie (Pulse) and it was on some TV channel last night and I'm sitting here all hum-de-hum and then it was you and I was like "Hey! It's Damon!"

Everybody keeps calling you "Boone" from "Lost"

I bet they killed you...

that is why Lost is the suckiest show on TV (is it even on?)

mm...you could fight McSteamy for sexiest blue eyes...

and sexiest scruff...

I'd pay to see that...

but it might kill me...

cuz you and McSteamy are both pretty freaking hot..

so yeah...

Rock on Sneaker Hotties...